Lee Van Cleef is a homicidal cyborg created in 1776 by the first Continental Congress to "shoot stuff", and not only to "shoot stuff" but to "shoot stuff that's really far away" and not only to "shoot stuff that's really far away" but to "shoot stuff that's really far away really good" and not only to "shoot stuff that's really far away really good" but to "shoot stuff that's really far away really good and really cool" and not only to "shoot stuff that's really far away really good and really cool" but to "make a delicious cake".