Random nonsense refers to nonsense which has been repeatedly denied a patent. It is widely considered to be the primary operating principle of the universe. The existence of random nonsense is undisputed. There is, however, a great deal of disageement as to the origins of such nonsense. Theologians consider it to have been originally conceived by God, Physicists, (most notably Yahoo Serious) argue it to be the highest expression of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, Uncyclopedia's editors consider it the foundation of politics, but everyone really thinks it is the result of a shortlived clothing fad involving spreadable cheese, also known as the big bang.