Link is a dangerous fairy boy and wanted criminal of The Hyrule Kingdom and The Greater Hyrulean Area, and has been charged with time-travel, murder, gambling, destruction of expensive vases, gorging on the hearts of fallen enemies, cutting lawns without permission, harassing the public over masks, rudely interrupting conversations, and Z-targeting with an unlicensed fairy. He is known to carry weapons which include but are not limited to; swords, arrows, grappling hooks, bombs, lamp oil, rope, magic nuts, a man-eating cap, and time-traveling ocarinas. IF YOU SPOT LINK, walk slowly away to your apparent appointment on the second day at 7:00 PM, and call the local authorities. Link will Z-target (sometimes even known to L-target) you for hints on his next move.