Part I: The Lastnameless One is the first story in chapter 31 of Sluggy Freelance, Torg Potter and the Sorcerer's Nuts. Torg is contacted by a magic school who believe he is the Lastnameless One. He finds the co-eds to be shorter than expected, meets Weaselo Ronsnaps and Homogenize Milktoast, and starts a feud with Ralfoy Malfoy.