Randy is the inbred son of Rusty and Tammi. When Randy was born the Doctor didn't exactly deliver Randy, instead watching TV and talking to Lil about smoking an epideral. Randy fell on the floor, leaving Granny to say "what is that?" being shocked that Randy was Caucasian(though mostly because he has no squid traits) In Ink is Thicker Than Blood, Which is Thicker Than Water when Randy fell into a lake and removed his diaper, revealing a set of tentacles along with his other appendages proving that he is quarter mud-squid.