The story that Snoopy writes during the course of the song makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. At the conclusion of the song, Snoopy mails off his story. He receives a rejection slip which tells him that his story is "stupid", that he is a "terrible writer" and that he should "drop dead". However, the beagle believes that this is the same standard rejection letter that everyone receives and announces that he will start work on an unnamed trilogy the next day.