The history of poo pie is somewhat sketchy, but legend has it that in the year 1776 a royal chef by the name of Jacque The Easily Enraged (In French: Jacque la fuckoff) got so enraged over the king's constant request for Snail fed escargot that he snapped, squeezed a choclatey one into a pie - along with some Hydroxyethylethylcellulose and starches - and served it to the royal court. The king loved it so much he demanded that every Thursday everyone in France make this cake for their evening meal.