Shoopah. Alternate title: THE ARTICLE THAT NEVER WAS. Cut to scene of dentist's office. Two windows on either side of the picture frame. Cut to black. Dramatic narrative begins, in unconvincing voice. Dawn. Actually, dusk. Illogicopedia author #17 checks watchlist. Sees an edit. Clicks on it. The computer screen blares, as does the lightbulb hovering mysteriously near the ear. The ear. The lightbulb swinging into the ear. With a reversal and a hyphen, he types the term into the search box. The lightbulb burbles excitedly. A pile of books. A database. Scene fades out. Credits roll.