Reptilians and bears who want to bring the world to a Bear World Order (starting with the North American Union) after the Bearpocalypse of 2012. The Bearluminati was formed in 1776 by the most evil of all bears Bearlister Crowley (who is an owl, a reptilian and a bear all in one! He is also the beast of revelations!) and the Colbear. The Bowel and the Colbear are the beast and The false prophet spoken of in the bible.