Assuming the Flat Earth Theory, the Middle East is in the middle of the eastern part of the world. Some of the countries that make up the Middle East are: Iran, Lebanon, Pakestine, Syrisrael, Eye-Rack, Jordan, Kuwaitistan, Venezuela, and other scattered tent lots on the Sahara. All countries in the Middle East hate freedoms, democracy, baseballs, apple pie, grandmas, Jesus H. Christ, babies, and Santa Claus. The region has an allergic reaction to occupation Civilized People trying to save them from themselves via bombings