For many decades the Jews have been known to be an endangered species. Pogroms, mass deportations, forced conversions, tortures and massive amounts of Gefilteh Fish kept the Jewish head down under humanity's radar. Generation after generation of Jews lived their small and unobtrusive lives without proper leadership or guidance, thus creating an enormous vacuum in the heart of the Jewish culture. As early as 1967, Rabbi Memelstein hooked up with Yakov Abuhatzera (aka "The Yad") and formed the first known cell of the Kosher Nostra, the "Jersey Mohels". But soon, events turned sour.