The Schleswig-Holsten-Pils-Question is one of the quiz questions that has been described as the 'Ultimate Brain Scrambler'. If you are able to understand the question and say you can supply the answer- this is what will happen to you :- * Madness * Dementia * Death Known also as the Zero-Zero-Zero = Slum Quiz Programme Question Paradox' - for professional quiz question masters is also known as the 'Schlewsig-Holsten-Pils Question or S-H-P-Q'. It is a question that is so brain taxing - that providing the answer is like throw a match on a pool of liquid fuel.