Uncyclopedia Articles are really important. Without them, I have no idea how we'd manage to waste unproductive time doing absolutely nothing. I mean, that's the very essence of what Uncyclopedia is. Hell, if not for uncyclopedia articles, we'd pretty much be up Shit creek, you know? We wouldn't even have Uncyclopedia. We'd would be sitting there, staring at a blank screen, wondering what to do... kinda boring, yes? Right. That's why they're important.