Segment One (Invention Exchange): Crow reveals the secret to his escape: chewing his own head off. Dr. F chastises Frank for reading Variety, but Frank points out that the decline of Bruce Willis' latest film is a blow to evil everywhere. Joel presents the Dollaroid, a camera that puts pictures on money. The Bots point out its uselessness. The Mads present thier Tissues with Faces, allowing you to blow your nose on famous faces in ridicule. Pat Buchanan might be nothing to sneeze at...until pepper is added to the equation. Stinger: Gene Hackman contemplates a pill.