The ACLU was co-founded by Muhammad Jones (born Muhammad bin Laden) and Oscar Wilde in year zero as a secret society devoted to the rights of Islamofascists, Communists whom are spies in the Democrat Party and gays (self-explanatory). They were later joined by Billy, a young atheist child who was told by his mommy that religion was a trap. It's first major almost success was in 2006 when it almost succeeded in nuking Christmas. However, the combined strength of Bill O'Reilly and Ultra Jesus defeated them.