I was pretty plussed when Jesus was the first guy to answer my ad. I mean, I figured that the dude would probably have some sort of celestial palace or something to crash at, but he spouted all this stuff about him being a man as well as a God and having humble needs and all that, so I figured I'd give him a shot. It was OK for the first few days and all. We played our guitars together and he taught me the trick to finger-picking Dust in the Wind. There were hotties over all the time, too. I mean, no one gets more tail than the King of Heaven. He used to bang them two at a time. He called it his "Second Coming", which was pretty damn funny if you think about it.