The King James Bible is a translation of the most Holie Scriptures (which shall be the sole basis of thy faith, if thou art not a damnedable Papist), and thou shalt respect it above all things. That is why I, King James of England and Scotland decide to write that Article, for, lo, I desire thee not to suffer the gnashing of teeth because of thy sundy heresies. As of most bibles, the King James Bible is available from thy local christian bookstore and thou shalt pay for it with cash or thy credit card, not steal it.