Although he has a borderline-retarded I.Q., Todd Palin actually ran Alaska's government during the months that Sarah was governor. While sitting at the adult table at all the important meetings, he made the important decisions (as much as he was able to understand them), and was in-charge of thinking up even more important ways to shoot Alaska's wolves, systematically maim File:SquirrelBounceBall.gif or purposely embarrass the rest of Alaska's wildlife, and uproariously decimate its natural resources.