One manual reboot later... 1. * Normal mode 2. * Safe mode 2 You have selected "safe mode". Welcome to Fisher Price DOS "go eat shit fuckers" © Fisher Price Inc. C:\>Programs\Security\virus_scanner.exe MicrosoftAntiVirus(YeahRight) Not copyrighted in any way. Mess up as you like. Running scan... (100%) 0 threats detected! C:\>Programs\Security\scanner_update.exe Checking for updates... (100%) 0 updates found! C:\>Connections\connect.exe Enter username: poopybanana Enter password: ********** Warning! Firewall not detected! It is highly recomended that you turn a firewall on. poopybanana ********** ...