Crap Network is a television broadcasting channel that airs the shows that Nobody wanted. It was launched in 2005 by Wario and Waluigi who wanted to make money and they were broke all the time, it became an unfortunate success. In 2012, they sold it to The Cat in the Hat. On November 1, 2013, The Cat in the Hat sold it to Captain 0. It is currently ranked the 703rd best channel ever (out of 705 total). It is also the favorite channel of the UnAnything Team. They also air Volvic commercials featuring Tyrannosaurus Alan and George Volcano during their commercial breaks.