Don't be fooled by the name. Does Los Angeles have angels? None at all. Is New York new? That's another negatory, good buddy; though one can get mugged, which is often news. Is New Mexico in Mexico? Of course not; there is a border inspection between you and Albuquerque, but you can clear it without a passport. Hence, Kalamazoo does not have a zoo. Hence, it does not exist. Ypsilanti, on the other hand, does exist. And, given the entire east side of town, it does not need a zoo.