According to Coach Orion, the varsity team is good but incredibly arrogant, due to consecutive wins year after year and because some of them have ties to important members on the board of trustees. You thought the Hawks from the pee wee hockey league and Iceland from the Jr. Goodwill Games were bad, these guys made them look like wimps. Like most of the opponents the Ducks faced, varsity is composed of an all-male line-up with upperclassmen who are bigger, taller, and tougher. Ironically, some of their players embody the stereotype of a brain-dumb jock whose brute actions and bigger body make-up what they lack in intelligence. The latter feature allows the Ducks to play off the stupidity of some of the players in their pranks, like when Charlie brought in horse feces as "homemade brownies"