Michael Scott frequently comes up with ideas for inventions or business ventures. They are rarely realized, and when they do exist, they invariably lose money. * The Magic No Ouchie Meat Machine, a foot-safe version of the George Foreman Grill, a callback to The Injury. It's a grill inside a bunny cage. * A salad dressing made by mixing Newman's Range with Newman's Italian. He sells it at a loss at flea markets. ("Fun Run") * Shoe La La, a shoe store that sells shoes for special occasions in a man's life. ("Golden Ticket") * Toilet Buddy, a net that hangs in the toilet to catch things before they fall in. ("Golden Ticket") * The Michael Scott Paper Company, his own paper company, founded upon quitting Dunder Mifflin during the episode Two Weeks. It operated at a loss duri