The Candyman is a cartoonish person of hatred and sugar in it's purest of pure forms. To free him from his 70's mind set a unique untested evil torture was used involving candy, sugar and nasal food colouring. For a final sinister touch his favourite childhood space hopper was popped right in front of him; The asylum was found burned down five minutes after this. Fortunately this freed him from his 70's mindset but turned him very angry and slightly insane, but who cares 'cos we're all insane here on illogicopedia. (I'd TYPE faster but this straight jacket means I have to type with my tongue).