Polish has several incompatible alphabets and writing systems, all in current use in order to keep the Polish people mindful of the history of their nation, and mindless of the point they were trying to get across. Prolonged use of Polish causes tongue injuries, temporary loss of orientation, serious social withdrawal and general confusion. Users are driven to spontaneous boarding of airline flights to exotic locales where Polish has not made inroads (yet) and one can spend an entire week speaking something else.