It all revolves around hammers and floodlights!! My solution: in order to grab the attention of these poor drivers, keep a box of hammers in the passenger seat and when someone gets out of line and say makes a four-lane change at 70 miles an hour to get to an exit that's a mere 100 feet away, just toss one of the hammers right out the windshield! (sfx: glass breaks, Foamy tosses the hammer) Like all of a sudden just because some guy is riding my ass on the highway, flicking his fucking high beams at me, I'm supposed to get out of his way? (END)