Decapitation Disease (Decapititis or DDS) is one of the most deadly and widespread diseases in the world. It is an airborne virus which attaches itself to sharp objects including, but not limited to, knives, taut wires, machetes, helicopter blades, and the mouths of bears. When infected objects come into contact with the vulnerable soft tissues in the neck with enough frequency or force to successfully transmit the virus, the victim contracts DDS. Once contracted, the disease is incurable and untreatable; 100% of its victims die within seconds of showing initial symptoms. Symptoms of decapitation disease include profuse bleeding, loss of motor control of the lower body, ability to finally see the back of your own neck, and instant separation of the head from said neck.