Hey, I was sleeping on Christmas Eve when exactly at 11:00 sharp I heard a boom downstairs. I took out a SMG and quietly crept downstairs. I went to my family room and I saw a big jolly old man next to the fireplace drinking cookies and eating milk. He also had a buncha boxes which I was too busy to identify. So I pointed my SMG at the man. He turned around and noticed me. Dangit, this was Santa Claus those kids worship like madness. So I quickly ducked behind the couch and peeked my head out. He turned back. So I quickly and quietely crept on the floor and then I tripped because my socks were untied. He turn around again and I ran to the other side of the wall and remained flat on it. The wall broke and I fell back, which was a wall next to the basement's staircase. I was tumbling down th