NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Once upon a time there was a movie called The NeverEnding Story, and it kicked ASS! NC: (vo) In my opinion it was one of the best family films ever. It had great atmosphere, creative characters, a complex story and some real legitimate drama. NC: So when I heard that there was another movie, I got excited as hell. I loved the first one and I couldn't wait to see another one. (beat) It blewed. NC: So, let's see why The NeverEnding Story should've (pause) ended. Voice: Ahem. NC: Yes. Elephant: Don't act like you don't see me.