Ricky Campos was conceived sometime in November of 1980 and was born sometime in July of 1981. When he arrived on this planet via his mother's vagina, he immediately cracked open a Corona, pounded it and kicked a soccer ball into the net to score the winning goal for El Salvador in the CONCAACAF title game. Since that fateful day in July, Ricky has been effortlessly campaigning to become the president of this wonderful nation. He has sought far and wide to find a better country to rule and he has come up empty handed. Ricky Campos loves the USA and he has what it takes to make it a great place to live for any and all. People far and wide will rejoice when Ricky is elected as he has touched the hearts of many on his multiple journeys across the globe. So vote Ricky Campos in 2008 and you wo