Shrek is the glorious swamplord of Earth, as everyone praised him. So he decided to turn the earth to a swamp for him and his followers to live in. Everything was fine untill non-followers pooped and walked in the swamp, then Shrek got angry and beat them to deded (even "beat" their.. nah this is PG). It was soon revealed the Shrek was gonna kill all the Non-Followers, so a few people called Justin and Lance, who pretty much lived in a huge boat now.