Despite his nonsensical, humorous, or childish mannerisms, he insists that everything he says is meant to be taken seriously. He has tried to write a few books, but most of the time, when he finishes the third paragraph or so, he enters a writers' block, goes mad, burns the book, and forgets about what he was writing about. The only book he has ever finished was a compilation of the unfinished books (mixed with some of his "Qoqeegeeisms" and short niblets of the short stories he has tried to write), called Tales of Q'oqeegee.