Jasper traumatising his latest victim (Vampire Science): [Carolyn] pulled out the next book and saw a bat staring at her. It leapt and she yelped and the bat was in her face. It must have been sneaking up on her on the back side of the shelf. She banged up against the shelves behind her and lost her balance, screaming, falling sideways as the creature thrashed through the air around her head. And the Doctor was charging through the stacks towards her, calling out for her and— Jesus Christ, he'd just caught the bat in his bare hands. She stared up at him in disbelief, her heart still pounding. "Awww," said the Doctor, scratching the bat under the chin, "did the big mean owd wady fwighten you?" Carolyn gaped. "What the—" "Oh, I'm sorry, you haven't been introduced," said the Doctor. He