The United States $2 bill is another ridiculous theory and notion. According to Colbert's Laws of Existence, it does not exist. Yet many still believe in the existence of the two-dollar bill even going so far as to offer them for sale on the Internet as if they were real and valuable. Surely these are forgeries so we will not link to the NGB websites giving them undue support. Advocates of the imaginary two-dollar bill are trying to get the nickname the deuce (rhymes with spruce) to stick to the two-spot or double one as it has been here to for known.