To write an article about a giant fictional turtle that flies through space, do not do the following: * Use crappy, primary-school words like "big". Use bigger words, like "gigantic" or "titanic". * Don't immediately launch into capital letters to emphasise the grandiose scale of the turtle when you find your limited vocabulary fails to convey the enormity of the prospect. Certainly don't further emphasise your lack of education by resorting to blue language and if you do, don't then show that you're a pussy by censoring it. Jesus. * When describing other things that are bigger than the first thing, use bigger language. If your vocabulary doesn't allow for bigger, don't emphasise the fact that you don't know any more words by repeating the same word over and over. * Use the a