The Octosphere model of trust was first proposed by Dr Syllabear (Department of bizzarogeometry, faculty of Architecture, Calcutta Institute of Technology) sometime in 2005. It was first published in Particulate Matter Monthly (Al Jazeera press) in January 2006, however it received little attention in the growing fields of bizzarophysics and uncomathematics. The original article is best described as lengthy, at 223 pages, of which a brief summary is offered below.