Segment One (Invention Exchange): The Mads make Boil-In-A-Bag IVs, while Joel and the Bots make adult-oriented pop-up books like Anna Karenina and The Naked Lunch. Segment Two: Crow discusses the conspiracy that is...the "Van Patten Project"! Segment Three: Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel have a war of background music. Segment Four: Joel and the Bots demonstrate alternatives to numchucks. Segment Five: The SOL crew starts their own funk-fusion action band to chase away the bad movie blues, and create the "Master Ninja Theme Song". Frank smothers Dr. F.