The first incident occurred in 2003 when a small cult of Portuguese window cleaners began participating in intimate relationships with penguins. It is believed that they then passed this disease on to the local trout. The virus mutated during its stay in a five star trout hotel in the north sea where it was also transferred to mermaids. Shortly after this historic event it was announced the dutch navy had managed to contract the disease. Some believe that owner of Mess.be Dwergs in fact has an acute case of the virus, giving him the almost superhuman power to track down every possible change to the MSN messenger.