Now, for those who don't know, God is one of the most famous superheroes of all time. He is also known as The Lord, Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Jehovah,. He was born when ancient intellectuals with too much time on their hands decided to convene one day, and invent religions to help mankind. They swore to never reveal this love and formed the church to protect God and help spread his word. His powers include omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence, where omni is derived from the Greek word omelette meaning "absence", or "lack of". He is therefore impotent (omnipotent), and is totally absent (omnipresence). All these powers have made Him quite popular with the medieval bearded visionaries who took great pleasure in torturing and killing people in His name. This is still widely practiced in