I was a paranormal investigator, but a few months ago, I realized how I wasn't making any progress. So... I quit. You know those old people in libraries telling stories to young children? Well, in most towns, you have to volunteer to do that, you don't get paid. But, in my town I do get paid. That's my new job! I tell scary stories that I have experienced. Well, not all of the stories I tell are those that I have experienced. Some are others' experiences. And also, let me tell you, the ones about me are real. Absolutely real. "Hi, I'll be leading you today." "Yes, exactly. You're on night duty."