(Scene opens up to the Flynn-Fletcher house; cut to Candace's room) Candace: (On the phone) You'll never guess what I'm doing tonight. Stacy: Well, you might be... Candace: Going on a big date, but guess with whom? Stacy: Obviously— Candace: It's Jeremy. (Squeals) But you'll never guess where. Stacy: (Sighs) I have no idea. Candace: Neither do I. He says it's a surprise. Stacy: Oh, lucky you. Candace: The problem is if I don't know where we're going, I don't know what to wear. Stacy: Oh! I know, Hair bows. They're all the rage this days. Just don't wear any feather-earrings, they're so last Tuesday. Candace: (Puts feather-earrings down) Ah! Yeah, so last Tuesday, Ah hah. I-I would never wear something so Tuesdayish of last.