Little Debbie Snack Cakes are a toxic substance produced by combining the corpses of dead children with 1-1-1 Triethelyne. The cakes are used as animal feed, military weapons, and to stuff into the gaping maws of America's morbidly obese children. During the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Little Debbie Snack Cakes were revealed to be the "missing" wife and daughter of noted clarinet player Meade "Lux" Lewis. In recent years, animal-rights activists have targeted the poisonous treats, for no reason other than that they're against everything.