Luke Groundwalker began his long, tedious journey he calls life being born from a failed Caesarian operation killing his unnamed mother who'd had just so many gallons of vodka last the night before that she forgot that her child, about to be born three months premature, was the result of a good ol' fashioned fellatio round with an amphibian scorpiion, as strange as that sounds, who'd been in bed with her on a daily basis since age 3. He, and her too born an FAS patient offspring, they naturally forgot the one message we all hold dear to our hearts - to use condoms - "Edward Elric, Y.O.D. 1902." The result will be better left unsaid, and so here we move onto their offspring, Groundwalker's, upbringing as the article suggests. Having, oh if you will- been "kicked out" for being yet another m