William Kaiser Hague aka The Mekon (born 1975, planet Yorkshire) (pronounced 'William 'ayg') is a failed leader of the British Conservative Party, during which time he more than earnt the nickname William Vague for answering a question with a quote from the movie Caddyshack. He is also an occasional writer, unsuccessful rapper, MP, baldy, and a part time homosexual denier. He is currently Foreign Minister in Cleggeron's coalition government and that's just the way it is, you know, what can we do? What can we do?