If someone is crushed by a large safe, you only need to open the safe, and he will be inside of it. In most cases the open safe reveals a torn and bent "floor" -- indicating that the person under the safe punched his way into it as though it had been made of paper. Mostly only used in comedy or old cartoons, although Super Heroes with invulnerability powers may use it straight. Compare with By Wall That Is Holey and Efficient Displacement. Has nothing to do with keeping The McCoy out of harm's way. Examples of Illogical Safe include: