Lil Cuyler is the aunt to Rusty and the sister of Early. She sports a blond wig very similar to Hedwig's from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. It has been proposed that she has a red mullet under her wig, as shown in the final scenes of the two-part season finale, "Not Without My Cash Cow." It is more likely that this is a one-off hairdo used to impersonate Rusty's trademark locks. Despite being a squid, she has large deformed breasts that lack nipples and areolae. She wears heavy pink makeup on her cheeks and long pink nails on her tentacles. If one listens carefully, the clicking of Lil's nails may be heard as she walks on hard floors. She runs the local Hair Salon / Peanut...ery... ("P-Nuts + Hair-doos") in the Cuylers' home. She is also a methamphetamine user and has her own personal crystal