Mr. Burns (inside of the giant cage bird): Quiet Smithers! Now bring me some fresh water and a change of newspaper! If I have to read that same "Dilbert" one more time, I'll go mad! Smithers : No speaking while Mr. Burns is ranting! Mr. Burns (upon seeing Falco): Smithers, who is this noble creature? Smithers: It appears to be a falcon, sir. Bart : He's Falco. Mr. Burns : Falco, eh? I like the cut of his giblets. He reminds me of myself. Lisa : It's Bart's pager! Bart : So? Falco can get his own blanket. Carl : Okay, but then I'll drown you and make her my bride later. Lenny : Fair enough.