Cape Cod consists of a vast mechanical robot arm which (via remote control from an undisclosed location on Nantucket Island) regularly sweeps the entire Atlantic Ocean clean of all marine life. Most of the inedible catch (such as sharks, Tom Hanks, dolphins, sperm whales, octopi, catfish, plankton, tuna, luxury yachts, aircraft carriers, clams, Cubans, etc.) are either tossed down the garbage disposal or made into cat food and McDonald's Happy Meals. The valuable cod, however, is collected and squished in giant hydraulic presses to produce Boston's endless supply of cod liver oil.