Lilly Ledbetter was a broad who greedily took a man's job, but wasn't satisfied that she didn't get special treatment and ten times the pay. After choosing to retire, Ms. Ledbetter is living comfortably off her welfare checks and guest appearances on "The View." To commemorate her stolen career and life of leisure, Satan's Handmaiden forced a bill through Congress that will give Ms. Ledbetter her own holiday, name a county in Alaska after her and bequeath tax cuts to every Ledbetter female child in perpetuity.