"There's a Platypus Controlling Me" is a rap song performed by Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the goth teens at the junkyard party near the ending of "Brain Drain". Through most of the song, Doofenshmirtz is trying to notify his audience that it isn't him scratching the vinyl records his hands are glued to, but that it is actually a platypus manipulating him to do so. However, most of them perceive this as a metaphor and jump into the music.